I've decided to start out with mild muscle conditioning at home so that I don't embarrass myself when I get winded just by walking into the gym. Today I got women's multivitamins and a omega 3-6-9 supplement. Adult multivitamins are just terrifying. They're horse-sized pills that are supposed to make you feel like a shiny new penny, but they always end up giving me indigestion because they're so damn large. I figured it's just the risk I'll have to take for healthy bones and boobs.

I'm one step closer to being the kettlebell-wielding meathead of my dreams. Baby meathead steps.